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Old 14-07-2005, 07:58 PM
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Do not get offended by these
Just respect the time we have put into the art
of "Ricering"
You can bag us out but Rules of engagement state no WW3
The 3 Ricers will include my self (shazza), VS3800 and Excell_champ.
Feel free to join us.
Just be as Ricey as you can but we only drive excells in here.
If you have any Q's just ask us on this thread and we will tell you how to get more power out of your XL
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Old 14-07-2005, 08:10 PM
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My best power tip is to get urself a Pod filter, the bigger the better, it doesn't matter about quality it is always size that matters, (now where have i heard that before).
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Old 14-07-2005, 10:06 PM
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Nah, screw the pod, just put on a fake bonnet scoop, a fuli sik body kit and rims, a HUUUUUUUUGE wing and MAD STIKAS, and after everything you say, say "sik mate, sik". This will go well with the Hyundai.
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Old 14-07-2005, 10:09 PM
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nothing looks better on an excel like ppg harlequin paint. really sets them off and scientiffically proves the fact that s%!t CAN change colour....
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Old 14-07-2005, 11:52 PM
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Old 14-07-2005, 11:58 PM
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Tck! You guys need to graft a VR Commodore bodykit onto it like this Unfortunate Torana, that'll give you 200+ rwkw more and add a mysterious bov noise
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Old 15-07-2005, 07:22 AM
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Dude are you TRYING to start WW3? Theres a reason Julie locked the last thread...
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Old 15-07-2005, 07:59 AM
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Sorry Jetspin_VL but did you see that this was in the JOKES/HUMOUR section, not WW3 section.
We dont want war but u seem to keep bringing it up man, so just leave the beefing dog
DURP
Jokes/humour=funny=ricer=excell wit a pod and graphics
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Old 15-07-2005, 08:02 AM
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Default Harliquen Paint

Already got the spray cans from local $2 shop.
What mags do you suggest?
Already got some HKS and Street Machine stikas.
Dont like the idea of fake hood scoop as i want it to be a sleeper, although the factory GT wing may give it away
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Old 15-07-2005, 08:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PhatVN
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Looks like im not the only one who thinks the joke has worn thin...
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Old 15-07-2005, 08:12 AM
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Default If you dont like it dont read it.

Simple
If you had a chance to get a commy or a sik civic I know wat u would do
so if you dont like it dont read it. I'm not forcing you to.

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Old 15-07-2005, 08:51 AM
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This is a commodore based site/forum so don't come on here and play the innocent role and take a stab at our loyal members.
This thread is closed and if I see another of the same, you will be taking a holiday as this is the 2nd time.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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