another blonde joke...
A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when
the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned
around and gave him a big smile.
"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man
said in some confusion.
"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of
one of my children," she said apologetically, and
picking up her shopping, she left the store.
The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing
that a good looking woman like that should have forgotten
who fathered her children." Then he began to worry.
He had had an encounter in his youth that could have
resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had
been blonde, pretty, and about the same height.
On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into
her car. He ran over to her and said, "Look, you
couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a
party in Brisbane, in 1980 could you? We shagged on
the billiards table in front of everyone, things got
really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't get your
number."
The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No!
I'm
your son's English teacher."
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