Donkey
A guy is walking his donkey down the road when another man walks over to him.
He looks at the man and his donkey an asks "why does your donkey look so sad"
the owner replies 'Not Sure he's always been sad'
The man says "$50 bucks says i can make him laugh!"
The owner say "yer no worries, easy money, you cant make him laugh, he's too sad"
so the man walks over to the donkey and whispers something in his ear. All of a sudden the donkey is rolling around on the ground in histerics laughing so hard its crying.
The man say "$50 bucks thanks"
the owner is shocked and says no way you tricked me
so the man says "ok double or nothing i can make him cry"
owner looking how happy the donkey is now, still laughing thinks no way can he make him cry and agrees
So the man walks back to the donkey and drops his pants. The donkey looks at him and starts to cry rivers of tears.
The owner is obviously shocked again "ok you've got youre money but first you have to tell me how you made him laugh?"
It was easy says the man, I told him i had a bigger dick than he did!
"but how did you make him cry?" Asked the owner
I SHOWED IT TO HIM.......
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