the chicken and horse

[System]

a horse and a chicken were playing in the farmers backyard when suddenly the horse became stuck in the mud.
The horse cries out "QUICK chicken! get the farmer!". Chicken runs to the house to find no one home, so he grabs the farmers BMW, hooks up a rope and drags the horse out with no problem.
The next day however the chicken became stuck in the mud. Chicken cries out "QUICK horse get the farmer! i'm stuck in the mud now!"
Horse replies "dont worry grab this" he flops out his giant dick. Chicken grabs hold and the horse pulls the chicken out of the mud.
The moral of the story is: if you are hung like a horse, you dont need a BMW to pull chicks.

[shaneo vr355]

great joke mate!!! and who wants a bmw anyway!

[AJ-SV6]

lol thats cool

[VS_Pete_1]

I like good one mate

[Deutscher]

Lol good one! Except should be like Ferrari ... beamers don't pull chicks.

[BOY1236]

Not funny < been driving a BMW for a few days and loving it

good one though