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    Default The Ultimate Test

    One night 4 college students were partying until late and did not study
    for a test which was scheduled for the next day.
    In the morning, they thought of a plan.
    They made themselves look as dirty as possible, with grease and dirt.
    They then went to the teacher and said that they had gone to a wedding
    last night and on their return, a tyre burst on their car and they had
    to push the car all the way back home and that they were in no condition
    to do the test.
    The teacher kindly allowed them to do a re-test after 3 days.
    They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

    On the third day, they went for their test.
    The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four
    were required to sit in separate classrooms.
    They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days...


    The test consisted of 1 single question, worth a total of 100
    Marks........

    Q. 1. Which tyre?

    a) Front Left b) Front Right
    c) Back Left d) Back Right


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    haha thats hilarious. im glad i never used that excuse during my time at uni. the worst i ever did was say we ran into a car when which waspartly true but mainly coz we were in a hurry after my mate didnt take into account daylight savings

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    Extra marks for the teacher


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    FIY-for your information and so on


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    lol funny...

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