Car Jokes

[portercg]

Q What's the difference between a Statesman and a Sheep?
A You don't mind being seen getting out of the back of a Statesman

Two blokes in the Pub talking, one says to the other, "mate I got rid of that noise in the back of my commodore" "Oh", said the other, "How did you do that?" first bloke says "I made her sit next to me in the front"

Mun & Dad were driving the VH down the road and got pulled over by a cop. Cop says "You were doing 90" "Rubbish" said dad "I was only doing 60!" dad starts to go off. At this point mum leans over "Don't argue with him officer, he always gets pig headed after a few schooners"