Carpark Mechanic.....
Tiger Jokes
ok, got any good Tiger Woods jokes, post them in here. ill start it.
Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball, Tiger can drive a golf ball 400m
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
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Did you hear Tiger is changing his name? To Cheetah.
Carpark Mechanic.....
nice.. .Originally Posted by Kikki
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Carpark Mechanic.....
* The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
* Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
* What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)
* Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
* Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
* Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
* Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."
*What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
*Tiger Woods drove an Escalade into a tree. Pro golfers generally treat caddies better than that.
*Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
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New Nike “TW” hat……..$25
New Nike Golf Shoes……$125
New Cadillac Escalade….$60,000
New Nike Iron, wrapped around your head, By jealous wife..
……PRICELESS ! !
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Green means 'Earth'!
Man my dads been going on about these jokes all week.. ill show you some of the ones hes found
What was Tiger Woods doing out till 2.30am?
Clubbing
Tigers sponsor Gillette said it was just a close shave.
What's the difference between a golf ball & a car?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 400 metres.
Tiger Woods has many cars.......now he has a hole in one.
How did he feel the next morning?
Well below par.
The only person who can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife.
Tiger hit a tree & fire hydrant. Couldn't decide between a wood & an iron. He should have used a driver.
So Wet For You!
I like the other version.
Gillette have dropped sponsorship of Tiger woods after he said his crash was the closest shave he's ever had.
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Tells it like it is.
I just want to know if he played a full 18 holes????
Reaper
Growing Old Disgracefully
i know 2 he could play
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
Tells it like it is.
Pretty sure the 19th is now waaaaaay off limitsi know 2 he could play
Reaper
Carpark Mechanic.....
i can't wait to see the sig's from this..
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
There are unsubstantiated reports that Tiger Woods' wife is pregnant. It seems that Tiger had another accident while pulling out.
Carpark Mechanic.....
*clicks imaginary like button*, thats a good one
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
A revised edition from an earlier joke.
Tiger is a Lion Cheetah. lol thats all i got
"And i gave that man directions, even though i didn't even know the way; because thats the kinda guy i am today"
Carpark Mechanic.....
its late so fill me in..
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Carpark Mechanic.....
ahhh... i get it now
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
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poor tiger, hits one tree and all these roots come out.
Get Hozed!!!
Jail Escaper Champion!
Hahahahhaha, good one VL3.0L
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I don't see what all this fuss is about, Tiger did nothing wrong I mean c'mon I'm sure every time he left his house he told his wife he was going to play a round.....
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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger? Santa always stops at 3 ho's
Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger? Santa only comes once a year
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The Cult Of Personality
Just repeated the jokes from the first two posts
Carpark Mechanic.....
no, i edited the second one at the same time as he was typing so basically we posted the same thing at the same time
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Aint no family cruiser!!!
i just bought a new game for my PS3, its about a black man who drives around crashing cars sleeping with hoes and fighting with people, its called tiger woods PGA tour 2010
Going where no late model stato/caprice has gone before.... GAME ON!!
dah dut dut da dah
he did; the front 9 but to much ruff, so he played the back 9 and found the fairway.
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Even in our sleep we happen to be right.
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