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  1. 15-12-2009, 10:38 PM #1
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    Default Funniest thing i read in a long time

    i been laughin so hard for the last 5 mins

    Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums
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  2. 15-12-2009, 10:58 PM #2
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    thats ***n halarious what an idiot
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    hilarious hahahah
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    hahahahaahahahahaha...what a douche.
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    OMG, never laughed so hard, it's brilliant!!



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    hahahah thats funny wonder if its legit though
    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/...ilies/woot.gif
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    theres allways the lol's on that forum funny as hell love the paint images for explainations
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    Initially he sounds like a clean freak "never use public toilets" etc
    But after peeing and pooping all over some poor girls bathroom....maybe not..?
    But yesss...Epic
    "And i gave that man directions, even though i didn't even know the way; because thats the kinda guy i am today "
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    ...........Wow


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    FIY-for your information and so on

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    ****ing gold.
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    Lmfao, what an idiot!
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    the pics along with the story make it i rekon, poor bloke, cant believe he shat in the bathtubb!! hahahahah.
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    Haha epic date fail
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    wat an absolute ****ing nob im never 1 2 shit in a girls toilet after just meeting them but there is nothing wrong with public toilets.. if yur that much off a clean freak jus put toilet paper on the seat.. and pee bottles? wtf? r you seriously gonna go out with a girl witha bottle in your pocket in case yu needa pee? and then what r you gonna do with it? drink it later on? wat a douche bag
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    That story can't be true. Still made me laugh though.
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    HAHAHA man.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAS_614 View Post
    wat an absolute ****ing nob im never 1 2 shit in a girls toilet after just meeting them but there is nothing wrong with public toilets.. if yur that much off a clean freak jus put toilet paper on the seat.. and pee bottles? wtf? r you seriously gonna go out with a girl witha bottle in your pocket in case yu needa pee? and then what r you gonna do with it? drink it later on? wat a douche bag
    thats what i was thinking pee bottles? what a **** wit hahaha stupid ****
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    Oh god damn I laughed so very hard at that.
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    all i can say is sham wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by siddo007 View Post
    all i can say is sham wow!
    HAHAHAHAH nice..
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    lol good ol' bb.com misc
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    Hhahahaha stupid Americans. But pee-bottles? Seriously.
    I'm not into body-building, but is it something they do to help them out? Or is it like a weird toilet-phobic thing people may have?
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    Love a good copypasta

    Was already up on 4chan a week ago. Guess none of those guys go there and bought into it.
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    troll for sure, but if it were true...that person would be retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    Love a good copypasta

    Was already up on 4chan a week ago. Guess none of those guys go there and bought into it.
    not everyone likes 'traps' stealth haha



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