My New Truck

[hsvpunk]

I bought a new Nissan Navara and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed me, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Arsehole!'

Immediately the radio responded with a speech by Tony Abbott

Damn I LOVE this truck

[jujibelly]

I is disappoint.

[Jezza]

funny joke but its old....

all you have done is changed the words around slightly

[TVR-190]

[hsvpunk]

funny joke but its old....

all you have done is changed the words around slightly

i didnt change anything.

it is ow it came to me.

so go find out who first changed it, then tell them.