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    A farmer gets a phone call from his son saying
    "I've just run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor alive".
    "Shoot it" says the farmer "and then bury him".
    About 20 minutes later, he gets another phone call from his son
    who says, "done that, what should I do with his speed camera and bike?"

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    Funny...... But remember, some members of this forum are part of the force
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeussy View Post
    Cars, (I feel) are a personal thing, I couldn't let someone else do the "modify'ing" then be happy driving it...!

    Its like a girlfriend, I couldn't let someone do... uhhh, you know what I mean. Its personal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_trademarc View Post
    Maybe it really is a pig with a speed camera, driving a bike........
    LOL it could be, maybe i'm being the offensive one, dammit
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeussy View Post
    Cars, (I feel) are a personal thing, I couldn't let someone else do the "modify'ing" then be happy driving it...!

    Its like a girlfriend, I couldn't let someone do... uhhh, you know what I mean. Its personal!

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    haha nice one... but pigs isnt that bad lol, it stands for pride, integrity, guts... i think...
    but you still get in trouble even after saying what it stands for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildVS2 View Post
    Funny...... But remember, some members of this forum are part of the force
    I'm sure vicop and the likes will find the funniesh side in it

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