Aussie study

**stroked** · 21-12-2009, 01:46 PM

The American government recently funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australians, dissatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.