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    9 Things I Hate About Some People


    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


    2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


    3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


    4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is STUPID!. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people really do this?


    5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


    6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.



    8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



    9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus had come would I be standing here, dumbass?

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    soooooooooooo true. nothing annoys me more with stupid stuff like that, glad someone agrees

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    as quoted by billy connolly and god knows who else over the last 8 years or so....

    sorry dude, this one's OLD
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheForgotten View Post
    as quoted by billy connolly and god knows who else over the last 8 years or so....

    sorry dude, this one's OLD
    As is a lot of stuff on here, but some people haven't seen this stuff and it can still give you a chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ods-7 View Post
    As is a lot of stuff on here, but some people haven't seen this stuff and it can still give you a chuckle.
    Yep, sometimes good to get a laugh from the old stuff. FOXTEL has created a business out of showing old stuff over, and over, and over !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroked View Post
    8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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    How bout,

    Another Billy Connolly quote:
    Where did u loose it? F****n i dont know, its lost that means i dont know where it f****n is!
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