another blonde joke
A blonde always wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally, getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't
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rolf thats great
whats the difference between my missus and my blower??
well they both whine but the blower actually puts out
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why is it ok to tell blond jokes on this site but not abbo jokes? they both offend the targeted group and there both funny.
Hehehe....good stuff.
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cus your not aloud to call a black fella blackOriginally Posted by Drift_Clown_VN
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