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    Default Santa's sack!!!!!

    why is santas sack so full
    because he only cums once a year

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    Doesn't this belong in the dodgy jokes thread?
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    What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both have something in their sack for little children.
    -Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
    James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
    -Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
    P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
    -Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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    ^^ Oh SNAP!

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