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    Walk naked in Australia Day



    Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women..

    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

    The Australian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.



    God bless Australia!




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    At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it

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    hahaha. I wish
    Wrecking VL factory V8 only a few bits left still have full dash/crash pad
    and have a vk 202 motor and 5 speed Make an offer want it gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaisvz View Post
    close this thread please.
    Its a joke, theres nothing wrong with it..

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    I love living in a country where you can express your ignorant narrow minded point of view without caring about what other people think, cause deep down we're all inbred rednecks anyway aren't we?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    I love living in a country where you can express your ignorant narrow minded point of view without caring about what other people think
    Exactly right, we can
    Immigrants say and demand whatever they want, we have the same privlidge in this free country
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    I love living in a country where you can express your ignorant narrow minded point of view without caring about what other people think, cause deep down we're all inbred rednecks anyway aren't we?
    BEST ****ING POST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
    Couldnt agree more, its an Australian thing to hang shit on everyone including ourselves
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    rofl, this went around last year, its great.
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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    people get worked up so quickly dont they!
    bit like that kfc ad that got pulled lolz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaisvz View Post
    close this thread please.
    Don't open threads in the jokes section unless you have a sense of humour, simple really......
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    Don't open threads in the jokes section unless you have a sense of humour, simple really......
    Sense.

    This post makes loads.

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