Best pick up line ever
An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies,
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?
CHE Tuned 156.8rwkw
Haha, nice one
The Blue One
Originally Posted by buddaboy1990
go in Luxury
Paul you'll get this ...
hey it worked
thedeadwalk
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