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Old 23-07-2005, 07:49 PM
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Talking I'd rather push my Ford than drive your Holden!

You know how most Ford fans would say "I'd rather push my Ford than drive your Holden!"? Well, the need to push their Ford in the first place says it all doesn't it?
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Old 23-07-2005, 10:30 PM
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so true.... but you can use that saying about any model car...
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Old 24-07-2005, 11:53 AM
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Default The FORD logo says it all

next time you're looking at a ford have a look at the badge. The 'O' does not join at the top making it a 'U', and the 'r' has two strokes making it a 'k'. when you read it like so with the or replaced with a UK says it all
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Old 24-07-2005, 05:52 PM
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On the other hand some people can read :S
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Old 24-07-2005, 06:11 PM
 

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On the other hand some people can read :S
lol nice one
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Old 25-07-2005, 11:17 AM
 

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F ound
O on the
R ubish
D ump

However u should never say this 2 a ford fan as the may have a comeback of...

F aster
O n
R ace
D ay
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Old 25-07-2005, 12:17 PM
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as the pic in this thread shows they have at least circled the problem
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Old 26-07-2005, 01:26 PM
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Old 26-07-2005, 03:51 PM
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hahaha awsome lines there ay =)
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Old 26-07-2005, 05:36 PM
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Rightio, I'm sick of this..




Now, tell me which ones the circle.

Ps, theres Ford ads down the bottom of my screen, on a Just commodores site, I find that **** funny.
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Old 26-07-2005, 05:44 PM
 

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cracking me up :P not
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Old 26-07-2005, 05:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bextor84
Rightio, I'm sick of this..




Now, tell me which ones the circle.

Ps, theres Ford ads down the bottom of my screen, on a Just commodores site, I find that **** funny.

Hahahahaha finally something funny in this thread I never noticed that b4 how ironic. So true about the circle too, really holden fans need some new material and need to actually put some thought into it. As for the I'd rather push my ford than drive your holden I have heard it vice versa: I would rather push my holden than drive your ford, so wheres the point in it? Why does the holden need pushing in the first place?
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Old 27-07-2005, 09:57 PM
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Lightbulb You want material...you got it...!

Here's some new material for ya then ya stinkin Ford owners & Drivers...

Few
Ones
Remain
Driveable

FASTER
ONLY
ROLLIN
DOWNHILL

Found
On
Road
Dead

Fu**in
Ole'
Rebuilt
Dodge

And in reply to "First On Race Day"...more like "Fu**ed On Race Day"

And if you spell Ford backwards D.R.O.F it's "Driver Returns On Foot...!"

Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest...

Holden all the way BABY!!!
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Old 27-07-2005, 10:19 PM
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