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    Talking I'd rather push my Ford than drive your Holden!

    You know how most Ford fans would say "I'd rather push my Ford than drive your Holden!"? Well, the need to push their Ford in the first place says it all doesn't it?
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    Default The FORD logo says it all

    next time you're looking at a ford have a look at the badge. The 'O' does not join at the top making it a 'U', and the 'r' has two strokes making it a 'k'. when you read it like so with the or replaced with a UK says it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by bextor84
    On the other hand some people can read :S
    lol nice one

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    F ound
    O on the
    R ubish
    D ump

    However u should never say this 2 a ford fan as the may have a comeback of...

    F aster
    O n
    R ace
    D ay

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    Everything is possible for him who believes. Mark 9:23

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    Rightio, I'm sick of this..




    Now, tell me which ones the circle.

    Ps, theres Ford ads down the bottom of my screen, on a Just commodores site, I find that piss funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bextor84
    Rightio, I'm sick of this..




    Now, tell me which ones the circle.

    Ps, theres Ford ads down the bottom of my screen, on a Just commodores site, I find that piss funny.

    Hahahahaha finally something funny in this thread I never noticed that b4 how ironic. So true about the circle too, really holden fans need some new material and need to actually put some thought into it. As for the I'd rather push my ford than drive your holden I have heard it vice versa: I would rather push my holden than drive your ford, so wheres the point in it? Why does the holden need pushing in the first place?

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    Lightbulb You want material...you got it...!

    Here's some new material for ya then ya stinkin Ford owners & Drivers...

    Few
    Ones
    Remain
    Driveable

    FASTER
    ONLY
    ROLLIN
    DOWNHILL

    Found
    On
    Road
    Dead

    Fu**in
    Ole'
    Rebuilt
    Dodge

    And in reply to "First On Race Day"...more like "Fu**ed On Race Day"

    And if you spell Ford backwards D.R.O.F it's "Driver Returns On Foot...!"

    Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest...

    Holden all the way BABY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruredi
    Here's some new material for ya then ya stinkin Ford owners & Drivers...
    New material *looks*
    *looks again* ........

    Nup nothing new here

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    Default heater

    Q..know why fords have heated rear windows? A..to keep your hands warm while your PUSHING them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruredi
    Few
    Ones
    Remain
    Driveable

    FASTER
    ONLY
    ROLLIN
    DOWNHILL

    And if you spell Ford backwards D.R.O.F it's "Driver Returns On Foot...!"

    Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest...

    Holden all the way BABY!!!
    hahahah love that so awsome nice stuff

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    Look I'm sorry I've upset people but I fair dinkum used my head to think of it, not copy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bazcom
    Q..know why fords have heated rear windows? A..to keep your hands warm while your PUSHING them
    Now the bass of this joke I like in general....
    You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!

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    Default ford badge

    i found this drawing of a ford badge on a web sight i love it i set it straight away as my desktop
    you may have seen it before
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