Understanding Kiwis

[fourstar82]

Just in case you have trouble in understanding our Kiwi friends...

Milburn ............... capital of Victoria
Peck................... to fill a suitcase
****ed aside ...........chemical which kills insects
Pigs .................. for hanging out washing with
Pug ................... large pink animal with a curly tail
Nun tin dough ......... computer game
Munner stroney......... soup
Min ................... male of the species
Mess Kara ............. eye makeup
McKennock ............. person who fixes cars
Mere .................. Mayor
Leather ................ foam produced from soap
Lift ................... departed
Kiri Pecker ........... famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps ......... potato chips
Ken's ................. Cairns
Jumbo ................. pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills .......... Christmas carol
Inner me ............... enemy
Guess ................. vapour
Fush .................. marine creatures
Fitter cheney ......... type of pasta
Ever cardeau........... avocado
Fear hear ............. blonde
Ear.................... mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks........... exercise at the gym
Duffy cult ............. not easy
Amejen ................ visualise
Day old chuck .......... very young poultry
Bug hut ............... popular recording
Bun button ............ been bitten by insect
Beard .................. a place to sleep
Chully Bun ............ Esky
Sucks Peck............. Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland ........ an extinct airline
Beers ................. ! large savage animals found in U.S.forests
Veerjun ............... mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze .............. well known computer program
Brudge................. structure spanning a stream
Sucks.............. one less than seven
Tin ................... one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly ........... Precisely
Earplane ............... large flying machine
Beggage Chucken ....... place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven ... large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven .... larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds................... children
Pits .................. domestic animals
Cuttin ................ baby cat
Munce .................. usually served on toast

[rattattack1313]

...loool....

[Bax]

I still don't understand them haha..

[Shifty1]

haha love em!

[MoSkA]

Tears in the eyes..

[80shovelead]

wheres the jandles? how could you forget them? the rest are pretty funny

[malscar]

I'm glad you can understand them.

Chully Bun is actually Chilly Bin
some more

Flip Flops Thongs
Judder Bar Speed Hump

[fourstar82]

Chilly Bin is what Kiwis call an Esky. Its a translation