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    Default In Soviet Russia

    * In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!
    * In Soviet Russia, fleshlight accidentally YOU!
    * In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek YOU!!
    * In Soviet Russia, lazer charges YOU!
    * In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR GET IN THE LION!!!
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    * In Soviet Russia, government has a say in YOU! (No, RLY.)
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    * In Soviet Russia, Pool closes YOU!
    * In Soviet Russia, Airport kills YOU!
    * In Soviet Russia, /b/ is the cancer killing YOU!
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    In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!!
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    I loved the one, it was on a show, I can't remember which one, but a guy was showing his mate a GPS, and he turns the voice on the GPS to Smirnoff, and it says "In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by XST80 View Post
    I loved the one, it was on a show, I can't remember which one, but a guy was showing his mate a GPS, and he turns the voice on the GPS to Smirnoff, and it says "In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by XST80 View Post
    I think so.
    possibly the simpsons??
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    it was from family guy.

    english: turn left at fork in road

    yakov smirnov: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ROAD FORK YOU!
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