I'll do anything!
A student goes to see her professor about her upcoming test, knowing that she's going to fail. She walks into the room and drops down on her knees in front the old man sitting in his chair and says, "Please I need to pass this test or I'll fail! I'll do anything you want!"
The professor looks at her and says, "anything?"
"Yes, anything!"
The professor lip starts to quiver and he leans in close to her, ready to speak, and whispers in her ear
"Would you... study?"
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