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    Default The game

    You just lost it.

    Rules of 'The Game':

    1. As of this moment you and millions of others around the world are, and will forever be playing 'the game'. It is ongoing and never stops.
    2. Whenever you think about 'the game' you lose the game.
    3. Whenever you lose the game, you must tell everyone that you have lost the game, as a result, they too will lose the game.
    4. The game restarts 20 minutes after you have lost the game.

    Nobody (except for Chuck Norris) has/will ever win the game.
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    1. You are now playing the game.
    2. When you think of the game, you WIN the game and state that you have WON the game.
    3. You cannot LOSE the game.
    4. You are allowed to VIOLENTLY HARM anybody who plays by a DIFFERENT SET OF RULES.
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    I LOST THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOO


    guys i lost the game, now u all have too

    hahaha when i first got told about the game 2 years ago, i lost it like, multiple times a day for a week hehe.

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    I cannot lose the game, i played a joint game where every player was granted an exemption from losing said game So technically i just won the game
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    wow 'the game' rules differ!
    the game i got informed on,

    1) you can never win the game
    2) you can only lose the game
    3) once u remember the game, u have lost the game
    4) etc

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    FFFUUUUUU-

    The Game, i just lost.

    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    I cannot lose the game, i played a joint game where every player was granted an exemption from losing said game So technically i just won the game
    You are the cancer, you CANNOT win The Game, you winning The Game, would have the same effect of dividing by 0.

    You lost The Game, like everyone else did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VN-Commonwhore View Post
    You are the cancer, you CANNOT win The Game, you winning The Game, would have the same effect of dividing by 0.
    My math teacher said it was actually possible to divide by zero and then explained it to me, but unfortunately something else caught my attention and I have no idea what he told me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VN-Commonwhore View Post
    FFFUUUUUU-

    The Game, i just lost.



    You are the cancer, you CANNOT win The Game, you winning The Game, would have the same effect of dividing by 0.

    You lost The Game, like everyone else did.
    I distinctly remember when you wanted an exemption too. Suddenly they dont exist?
    brb, dividing by 0
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    i was told the game ends when the british PM gets onto national TV and states this exact sentence:
    "The Game is up"

    oh and FUUUUUUUU- i lost the game again, i have a business card with "welcome to the game, you just lost" written accross the top, ill have to upload a photo of it.
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    its a nice day for a jog. so jog the f**k on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maci View Post
    i was told the game ends when the british PM gets onto national TV and states this exact sentence:
    "The Game is up"

    oh and FUUUUUUUU- i lost the game again, i have a business card with "welcome to the game, you just lost" written accross the top, ill have to upload a photo of it.
    I've also heard that's how the game ends. That is the single coolest business card ever. Stupid question- is it on your actual business card or one you got made up or one you can buy off the net or something?
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    damn it! Lost the game.

    In the last week I have recruited 20 more people to...... THE GAMEEEE *dun dun duuuunnnnn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash3 View Post
    Stupid question- is it on your actual business card or one you got made up or one you can buy off the net or something?
    i have some friends who got a bunch (5000) of them made up, and took them up to sydney and handed them out.
    it also had a link to a website on it, its been in my wallet so long ill have to get that photo for ya.
    before they left i was given one from the stack.
    FUUUUUUUUU- I lost the game again!
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    its a nice day for a jog. so jog the f**k on.

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    so, like, does this game come with cheat codes?

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