Perth suburbs
Perth Suburbs
An Armadale Girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll
take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Q. Two Balga girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Cannington girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Girrawheen girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Geraldton girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Midland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Merriwa quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Mirrabooka kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Rockingham girl?
A. A Rockingham girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Kwinana ?
A. Fathers day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Balga?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
If its got Wheels or Boobs its gonna cost ya money
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Collie the only place you go uphill to get in a holeOriginally Posted by MJPR123
nuff said
If its got Wheels or Boobs its gonna cost ya money
Now with chrome bits ;)
A new project attack
Collie must be a volcanoCollie the only place you go uphill to get in a hole
Haha love that.. sums it up
Except I used to live in Armadale haha... wouldnt surprise me if girls did do that.
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hahahahaha! Love it!
