Horse riding....

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A blonde decides to go horseback riding, even tho she has had no lessons or prior experience....she mounts the steed and it immediately springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle in terror. She grabs for the horses mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries throwing her arms around the horses neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,seemingly impervious to it's rider.Finally, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety, only to find her foot caught in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head struck the ground time and time again.She is mere moments from unconciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworths Manager sees her and shuts the horse off.