Drink driving....
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
livetogether in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man
replies,"Oh yes,I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
handsit back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't youhaving any?" The woman
replies,"No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches.
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