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  1. 24-01-2010, 07:00 AM #1
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    Two blokes fishing. First bloke says "My wife has not taked to me for 2 years o Im getting a devorce"..........Second block says "Mate, think about that abit more cause woman like that are hard to find!
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    ... i had to read that like 3 times to get it lol
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    Dad, i told you to stop posting your lame jokes on the internet....
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    Atrocious spelling!!!
    Lame Joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    Dad, i told you to stop posting your lame jokes on the internet....
    lol that's funnier than the crappy joke
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    taked? u mean talked
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    Here come the spelling nazis!

    I've seen worse jokes, good try anyway.
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