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    Wink Man and the Ladder

    I heard this one the other day.

    A man is walking in the park and he sees a ladder leading into the sky, next to it is a sign that reads 'climb to success'.

    The man starts climbing the ladder and he comes to a ledge. On the ledge, there is a naked woman lying on a bed. She says 'Have me now, or keep climbing to success'.

    The man keeps climbing in seek of success. On the next ledge, there is a naked supermodel. She says 'Have me now, or keep climbing to success'.

    The man keeps climbing to find success. On the next ledge, there are two supermodels making out. They both say 'Have us now, or keep climbing to success'.

    The man keeps climbing because it just keeps getting better.

    On the final ledge, the man sees a big, hairy biker covered in tatts. The man says 'who are you? Wheres my success?

    To which the biker replies, "I'm Cess"

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    Sorry if it's too big, I couldn't find the smaller version. Just say and I'll change it to a link.
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    LMFAO thats gold mate hahahah

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