Mad As A Meataxe
Potentially the best joke you have heard ...
A boy asks his father, "Dad. What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
His father says "Go and ask your mother, sister and brother this simple question .... Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars? Then come back and tell me your findings."
So off he goes. He asks the question of his mother first. "Mum, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" She replies "My word I would. We could pay off the house and buy a new car. Just think of all the nice things we could buy ... "
He asks his sister the question next. "Hey Sis, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" She replies with "Of course I would!! He's an absolute babe!! Oh my god, he's sooooo gorgeous!!"
The boy goes off in search of his brother, and asks him the question. "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" His brother replies with "Well ....... A million dollars is a lot of money. Ummmm ..... Yeah, I suppose I would. I could buy a lot with a million dollars."
The son returns to his father and says "Okay Dad, I now know the difference between potentially and realistically. Potentially we are sitting on $3 million bucks .... Realistically, we are living with two sluts and a poofter."
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
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LOL!!!
Best joke I've heard in a long time, gonna read it a few times to memorize it...
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heh nice.
good joke
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hahahahhahaha thats so awsome ROFL
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brilliant, laughed my tits off
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Hahahaha. What a classic.
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LUV IT!!!
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you done well there young fellah! very funny indeed.
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