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Old 28-07-2005, 06:04 AM
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Default Potentially the best joke you have heard ...

A boy asks his father, "Dad. What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

His father says "Go and ask your mother, sister and brother this simple question .... Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars? Then come back and tell me your findings."

So off he goes. He asks the question of his mother first. "Mum, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" She replies "My word I would. We could pay off the house and buy a new car. Just think of all the nice things we could buy ... "

He asks his sister the question next. "Hey Sis, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" She replies with "Of course I would!! He's an absolute babe!! Oh my god, he's sooooo gorgeous!!"

The boy goes off in search of his brother, and asks him the question. "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?" His brother replies with "Well ....... A million dollars is a lot of money. Ummmm ..... Yeah, I suppose I would. I could buy a lot with a million dollars."

The son returns to his father and says "Okay Dad, I now know the difference between potentially and realistically. Potentially we are sitting on $3 million bucks .... Realistically, we are living with two sluts and a poofter."

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Old 28-07-2005, 10:03 AM
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ROFLMAO
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Old 30-07-2005, 07:50 AM
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LOL!!!
Best joke I've heard in a long time, gonna read it a few times to memorize it...
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Old 30-07-2005, 02:36 PM
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classic
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Old 30-07-2005, 03:44 PM
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heh nice.

good joke
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Old 30-07-2005, 04:18 PM
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hahahahhahaha thats so awsome ROFL
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Old 19-08-2005, 06:44 PM
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brilliant, laughed my tits off
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Old 20-08-2005, 07:53 PM
 

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Old 23-08-2005, 08:49 PM
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Hahahaha. What a classic.
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Old 25-08-2005, 09:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MySV6
Hahahaha. What a classic.
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Old 28-08-2005, 11:36 PM
 

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Hang on i just need to pick myself up off the floor

LUV IT!!!
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Old 30-08-2005, 09:57 AM
 

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real nice lololololololo
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Old 15-09-2005, 09:05 PM
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made me laugh
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Old 15-09-2005, 09:11 PM
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you done well there young fellah! very funny indeed.
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