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    Was taking a look at Google Earth today to find the easiest wat to the airport when i drop my daughter off there next week when she goes to Thailand. I typed in Dandenong to Melbourne airport. Well it was going to take me 56 days and it was 26,000 kilometers away. What happened was that it showed me Melbourne in U.S.A . I followed the directions just for sh*ts and giggles, and when i got to the top end of Australia it said to Kayak to Japan then turn left , ha ha ha .
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    wow and kayak across the pacific ocean lol, u think that you could just go off the coast off qld lol

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    haha Kayak across the pacific ocean

    but yeah wouldnt it be quicker to kayak from the QLD coast straight to the USA
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    Without any jokes at all, a mate of mine did a similar thing. We were discussing routes to All Holden Day at his place, he punched into the GPS on his phone from his place to Flemington, it must have auto-routed to Flemington in the US. However we are supposed to dfrive to South Australia (from melbourne), kayak to US for 50-something days lol.
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    You know what I just realised? You can change the option to Walking as opposed to by Car. And it still calculates....Check it out.. .LOL 216 days to walk from Dandenong to Melbourne Airport

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_trademarc View Post
    You know what I just realised? You can change the option to Walking as opposed to by Car. And it still calculates....Check it out.. .LOL 216 days to walk from Dandenong to Melbourne Airport
    Pfft you make it sound so difficult, I reckon i could do it in a fortnight

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    Quote Originally Posted by PMS-247 View Post
    Pfft you make it sound so difficult, I reckon i could do it in a fortnight
    Were are talking about Melbourne Florida .You must have long legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal123 View Post
    What, you have never kayaked across the Pacific?

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    pfft, i do that before school every morning

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    I think people are missing the second joke of the OP... at Japan... turn LEFT.
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