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The 'fully Sick!' Car Using Guide
* Cut the springs full dont be shy! 11mm off ground, that's heaps!
* fully sick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels maaaayt!
* shick subwoofa ( note: it's not loud unless the boot hinges are about to give way)
* Get some fully fluffy assed dice from Uncle Charlie down at the Vic market,
he can hook you up with some real niiiice ones mayt!!
* Install a custom built hair wax holder on the dash for those last minute touch ups before you turn off Chapel Street
* Buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your Kappa hat poking above the dash
* fully shick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you couldn't afford ( Greddy, HKS etc etc )
* put 144 on side window and state it does 11's
* install a bottle of gold polish under the dash so you can quickly shine up those "chest-hair line indicators" before stepping out.
* put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so people think you can actually afford a real turbo
* Slow all the way down to about 2 kph at least 20 feet prior to a speed hump, to ensure people understand your car is lower than it actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed
* Stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight them, then drive off with as much RPM as possible so they get "scared"
* When you exit your car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler. You put your amp there when your arms got weak but pretend to forget that for a second, rub the scratch with ur thumb as if it would come off
* When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so your muscles look bigger.
* Make sure you have a nice teenage girl in the passenger side who's "like, totally in love with you"
* Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go on.
* Make sure youur turbo's bearing are shot so badly that u get 3000rpm of lag and need to pump the clutch to get the shick sound
* Make sure you own a nokia, so you're bro's and hoes can call you and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the VL turbo Leh!
* Take your ride to "tint professor" so you get to drive the replacement car (excel) and FRASH it to da max
* Never buy optimax because your bro said it's not good for turbos
* Ask a bro for 2 bucks for fuel money coz you used your money up for a new turbo badge for yuour fake turbo
* Moving your lisence plates to the side so you can get that extra 3 square cms air intake..
* When you change the steering wheel moit, make sure you use the good boss kit so your fringes dont get stuck in the column
* Write in ur calender that you'll need a new clutch every two months because you can't drive manual
* Have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop every saturday night at chapel st coz ur seat is so low
* Ask the copper to stick your canary on an angle in the
perfect place on your window so the most people will see it at "chapz"
* Keep a syphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill.
* Nod your head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them... they'll nod back if they are sick
* Get your break lights tinted so they are only just visible at night.
* Make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are a real VL muzza on the burnout run saturday nights
* Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick ****..
* Clean your lowerd seats before leaving Chapel so your ma doesnt find out you ate a souvlaki after her dinner.
* State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
* Tell everyone at the drags that you're running 32psi, and after the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say " oh my digital boost controller was stuck on 11psi "
* Blu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the badge will fly off and you can say, "Bro! See that my car is so f'n fast the turbo badge fell off"!
* Always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip
* When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend sit in the back so your car looks lower.
* When someone overtakes you in ur VL you have to reovertake them and just as u pass them you have to make sure the blow off valve sounds
* When driving past chicks at o-zone, make sure you change gears at just the right time for the BOV to open up...
* The correct cruising method is: 1 hand out window on the door, 1 hand on top of steering wheel, chin up, hat tickling gods feet, full shick diesel jeans and top
The Black Beauty
HAHAHAHHAHA that is hilarious, it sounds like a description of Elizabeth and Craigmore sikk*nts in SA haha, Good work
thedeadwalk
You said that way to well.
Originally Posted by minux
PAVTEK Race Engines
'fully sick' was funny when fat pizza came out 6 years ago. dont know why its still gettin thrashed by c**k smokers.
Carpark Mechanic.....
that is sydney..
Nice one OP
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
go in Luxury
more like Parramatta
well apart from the neon thing thats just a standard Commodore trait ...Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go on.
umm troy, richie might have an issue with you " Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick ****" hahahaha
agree !!! too short meessage...
SkyFall
its ok i do it alsomore like Parramatta
well apart from the neon thing thats just a standard Commodore trait ...
umm troy, richie might have an issue with you " Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick ****" hahahaha
i didnt write it guys. i just copypasta from other sites
The Black Beauty
Mucca Mad Boys
Man stop bad mouthing the vl's just becuase 9/10 Vl's have dose pipes doesnt mean we are all wankers
LS-EXUAL
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Gold!!!
Slayer of Stupid Threads
Haha I liked the Ozone laps reference. When your just too cheap to go to Chapel Street, go to Knox City Shopping Center and cruise up and down the restaurant strip
LS-EXUAL
Bwahahahaha, when i pick my sister up from work at Ozone all the time, it's a headache getting out of there because of twats doing Ozone laps. All of about a 500m stretch of driveway. Idiots.
Unfortunately, I grew up with guys like that......
I just love the way other motorists on the highway think it's an unmarked cop car.........
And Yes, it is a manual
Golden Holden
Lol fantastic thread this is the night life of Bankstown i swear there is a space ship in Bass Hill (Honds civic with ultra wide body kit) that cruises around looks like a clown car i will have to get a pic
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ohhh poor vl turbos repi wanna bring it back
but i think its too far gone.. ulehhhh..
and LOL @ fatties in the back to make the car lower.. i love it when that happenes
im rick james..... bitch!
meehhh - shifting down gears is fun, care if people put shit on it.... + nothing like the sound of manging your limiter down the mountains in Kangeroo Valley!umm troy, richie might have an issue with you " Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick ****" hahahaha
this is funny coz i have a mate that had a VL and we blu-tac a turbo badge on the back, but then he got put to sham when a real VL turbo came along hahaha
ROFL, i see this every day on the way to work. lolz
Yeah maytttt coz thats EXACTLY how we drive
Hand over the dog bikkies
I'm guilty of a few of these things. Is that bad?
hahaha sounds like every P plater in my town, commodore driver or not lol
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