New Zealand Work Ethics
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Maori bloke - 6ft 10in
tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers, when a short, well dressed
and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say
something to the big New Zealander.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he
whispers.
At this, the massive Maori leaps up with fire in his eyes and
smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to
beat him all the way out of the bar.
Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to
his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did
he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big NZer replies." Something about a
job."
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