ford jokes

[blakey1505]

thought seeing as aus is pretty one or the other wen it comes to cars and this is predominately a holden forum wed all enjoy some for jokes aha please post up any funny ones.
wats the difference between a ford nd a golf ball? u can drive a gold ball 50m

how do u double the value of a ford? fill it up with petrol.


ill put up more later

[ryno_vrx]

Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!

[blakey1505]

god invented shit, henry ford put wheels on it.

99% of people who say theyd rather push a ford than drive a holden do.

ford, at least the circled the problem

[ParkwayDrv]

What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
They both come with tow ropes.

[Escape-The-Fate]

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily


Found
On
Rubbish
Dumps

Flat
Out
Reverse to drive
Dump

[System]

>ford, at least the circled the problem

erm, watch out for that one- a come back they use is:

its an oval- holden has the circle in their logo.

but anyway:

Federation
Of
Recycled
Datsuns

[CANYONERO]

ford, at least the circled the problem

fords logo is oval, holdens is more circular

for the record im neither one or the other, i got one of each and owned the same amount of each

jesse (system) beat me to it lol.

[Kikki]

How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?


Holden can’t get one to run that slow!

[jacko VS]

found this one on the net

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

[S.T.K.E]

Fu**ed
On
Race
Day

[White Tiger]

SPEED KILLS
Drive a Ford and live forever.




If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Ford...

You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.

You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.

When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.

While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.

You have preferred customer status at Repco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.

You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.

When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.

People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.

In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.

[White Tiger]

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If is wasn't for Ford
our tools would be rust.

[Kikki]

Stole this from another forum

Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
****ed On Race Day
Found On Rangi’s Drive
First On Recycle Day
Full Of Rusty Dents
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found Outside Reject Depot
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Fish Out River Daily
****er Only Runs Downhill

[Shaundy]

What do you call a ford with twin exhausts?
A wheelbarrow!

[ari666]

hey! i got a funny ford joke....

remember when the cosworths were thumping the commodores at bathurst???


ah that was funny.

*flame suit activated*

[wraith]

Why are Ford's faster then Holden's? The rust makes them lightweight.

[crash3]

on the eight day, god created fords to keep the d*^kheads outta holdens. lol

[jakstas]

Ford Owners Ride Dildo's.

[the_trademarc]

found this one on the net

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

Ha LOL! Like that one

[fuzzy2308]

some of theese are funny

[blakey1505]

haha these are gold. teacher wasnt happy wen i told him tho. (he loves his fairmont)

[VKCOMMO]

found this one on the net

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

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[f1tzy]

hey! i got a funny ford joke....

remember when the cosworths were thumping the commodores at bathurst???


ah that was funny.

*flame suit activated*

lol i like that 1. how about holden - Holes Oil Leak Dents and Engine Noises

[TheForgotten]

God created shit, mistubishi put wheels on in, toyota made it move, ford perfected it

[VzVzVz]

Guys, just remember that the Falcon is the only other mass produced car in Australia with an Aussie heritige. So you're all bagging the country's history. Plus a bit of healthy competition in the V8 Supercars never goes unrewarded.