Speedy chickens

[VTLS1]

Blokes driving down the road in the middle of nowhere,cruising along at 80kms. Next thing you know he sees this white blur pass him. "Bugger this" he says & puts his foot down. Slowly he catches up to the blur & see its a bloody chicken,looks at his speedo & hes doing a 150kms. Next thing you know the chicken takes off again as if the blokes standing still. Bloke slams on his brakes,visibly shaken,takes a look around & notices a farm just up the road. so he slowly drives up the road & turns into the farm,gets out of the car still a bit shaken. A farmers sitting on the porch so he walks up to him & says "I just got overtaken by a bloody chicken!" farmer says "yep,i breed the buggers" bloke says " how the hell do they go so fast?" "well" the farmer says " i breed them with three legs you see" . "why would you do that the bloke asks" the farmers says to him " well i likes a drumstick,me wife likes a drumstick & me son likes a drumstick,so ithought i might as well breed a chicken with three legs so we all get a drumstick" bloke says "wow,thats fantastic,how do they taste?" farmers says to him " dunno,cant catch the bloody things"

[jakbob]

I got a chuckle out of that.