A farmers pig

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Travelling salesman is going through the back of beyond,going door to door trying to sell the latest farming tool that everybody needs. He comes up to one house & the farmers sitting on the porch with this pig next to him with only 2 legs. Salesman says to him " How come the pigs got only 2 legs?" Farmer says " Great pig this,saved me life it did. House was on fire one day & it woke us all up time to put the fire out,yes siree its a fine pig" " well yes" says the salesman "but how come its only got 2 legs?" "fantastic pig this,my son was drowning in the creek one day,pig jumps in & saves his life,bloody good pig" "ok,yes,yes" says the salesman "but why has it got only 2 legs??" "well" says the farmer" if you got a great pig like this you dont want to eat it all at once

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