Old Age

[VTLS1]

A blokes standing naked in front of the mirror admiring himself one day & notices that everywhere else is perfectly tanned except his family jewels. Being a bit vain he decides to do something about it,so off he goes down to the local beach for an all over tan. Thinking to himself,how is going to do this without ruining the rest of his perfect tan he decides to bury himself in the sand & just leave the jewels sticking out to brown up a bit. A short time later & 2 old ladies come across it sticking out of the sand. One of them gives it a tap with her walking stick & says "Tch,tch,blooody typical isnt it". "What?" says the other old lady. "Well,when i was a teenager i was curious,when i was in my twenties i couldnt get enough of it,when i was in my thirties i got to much of it,when i was in my forties it was a hassle,now i'm in my fifties the damn things are growing in the ground & i'm to old to squat"

[R1DG3Y]

bahahahahahahaha GOLD mate ABSOLUTE GOLD

[VzVzVz]

awesome. A+