Multiplex of jokes-if you have no humour please read

[VTLS1]

How many irishman does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Three,one to stand on the ladder & two to spin the ladder around

Why do kangaroos have pouches??

So the aussies have got somewhere to put their beer while shaggin them

Why did kiwis invent gumboots??

So they got somewhere to stick the sheeps legs while shaggin them

The only meat a priest gets on sunday is nun

What doesnt stop whining on a 747 after landing in OZ??

A pom

A buxom young lady goes swimming one day & looses her top in the surf. As she gets out of the water covering herself a little boy is there to greet her. He looks up at her & says
"If your going to drown those puppies,i'll have the one on the left with the big brown nose"

Why are men like a rubics cube??

The more you play with them the harder they get

An old married couple are in bed one night & the discussion turns to sex. The wife says "You know,you dont seem as enthuastic about it anymore" The bloke looks at her & says "Well neither do you,i dont hear one word or moan out of you anymore" After a few minutes the wife says "Well,i'll try a bit harder if you do" The bloke agrees to this. The next night there in bed together & start getting into it. Blokes all keen as mustard & going great guns,then says to the wife "Dont forget about the moaning" The wife then starts moaning away "Geez norm when you going to mow the lawn,god norm,that bloody kitchen sink still needs fixing"

[Rubber_Burnin_Gal]

LOL they are good!