Satan

[Rufus®]

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman,
who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seemingly oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

[Patrio7]

hahahaha very nice the joys of mortals getting the better of deities

and too add a joke for the thread;

there was a contryside pastor whom NEVER missed a sunday preaching, in 30years every sunday he would hold a session at his church, then one weekend he thought to himself well ive shown devotion though and though, surely if i call sick once and spend the day fishing no harm can be done, just once.

so come the sunday and he calls the preist requesting that he hold the seminar for him as he is unable to make to on the day but not to worry as his condition is improving.

the pastor then sets out in his car for a quiet day fishing, deciding to travel over 100km's to the next town so no one would know he is and to avoid his locals. he locates a quiet river sets up and settles down, meanwhile an angel who had been following him became disgusted by the pastors actions so she ascended to heaven to report to god directly,

Lord! your best and most faithful pastor is fishing on his day of prayer!

surely not replyed god so with a gesture of his hands he parted the clouds and sure enough there was the pastor sitting quietly.

right, said god, he held his hand above the water for a few seconds and instantly the pastor got a bite, quickly he rose and hooked the fish, after about 20minutes of fighting with the fish he landed it and the pastor was beside himself, this was the best fight he has ever had with a fish and it landed a true whopper, even a fisherman would be impressed.

the angel turned to god and said "why did you do that? arent you encoraging him?"

to which god replyed

"not quite, think, whom can he tell?"