priestly duties

ritchie321 · #1 03-08-2005, 08:22 PM

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''

Patrio7 · #2 04-08-2005, 11:25 PM

either it was coincidence or you were inspired from my reply to some other topic, mine was fishing, preist landed a big one.

now to see who posted first..... :P
*checks*

ah damn you beat me by a day. >.< didnt see this thread. ouch.

Jesk · #3 05-08-2005, 10:57 AM

well id heardn the one about the hole in one before but i havent heard of the big one before

. · #4 05-08-2005, 04:52 PM

I don't know if anyone has noticed or not, but ritchie321's post count is 0.....wtf?!

NORTI · #5 05-08-2005, 08:54 PM

ah yes posts in the "off topic" area dont count towards post count. To stop people whoring out these sections to "up" their post count.

In other words your posts have to mean something (hopefully) for you to get a post count.

D.

Torana · #6 05-08-2005, 10:05 PM

*lmao* GOOD ONE!

Patrio7 · #7 05-08-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trunkrattler

I don't know if anyone has noticed or not, but ritchie321's post count is 0.....wtf?!

maybe it was reset by a admin or mod?

maybe this post came fro mthe matix and isnt real

maybe he needs to see the admin and get the post odometer cabled repaired / replaced.

who knows.

Torana · #8 05-08-2005, 10:14 PM

*lol* haha cheeky bastard *lol*