Caruso 1 Liners

[TVR-190]

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Old man tries to catch the bus and falls onto the pavement and gets run over.

-Looks like he was trying to catch the bus.

-Yeah, but the bus...
...Caught him.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

"The victim was tortured then killed using various clocks from the local clock shop."

"Looks like he... ran out of time"

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

"Sir, The victim had their eyes removed before being raped in the socket"

"Looks like she didn't.....See it coming"

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

[LthlThrt]

hahaha those are gold

looks like our victim was speed dating, he had 15 dates,
well you know what they say frank...speed kills
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH



you dont fall 3 stories then get up and walk away
you do......if youve got something to hide
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH