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    A small zoo in Georgia acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female became very difficult to handle.

    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season.
    To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
    a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

    Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
    Bobby Lee was aproached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

    The following day, he announced that he would accept the offer, but only under four conditions:

    1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I aint gonna kiss her on the lips. The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

    2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

    3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised as Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

    4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

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    lmao! Reminds me of Cletus, from The Simpsons.. lol
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    cept for being able to satisfy an female lol good joke

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