PAVTEK Race Engines
the moral of the story
a horse is stumbling home from the pub after a solid night of drinking when he falls into a huge hole by the side of the road. no matter how hard he tries, he cannot climb out. he starts to panic, knowing that farmer brown will be furious if he is not at work on time.
along comes a chicken 'hey chicken!' cries the horse 'you have to help me. im pissed and i gotta get home for work or the farmer will drag me to the glue factory'
the chick looks at the horse, then the hole, and finally tells the horse that he is too small to haul the horse up. he has no other choice but to leave him there. the horse suddenly has an idea.
'ive got it! go home and get the farmers porsche, drive over here and tie a rope to the bumper and drag me out of this hole' the chicken agrees and sure enough it works. a few days later the horse is walking by the same bar and past the same hole when he finds the chicken pissed out of his head and clucking around aimlessly at the bottom of the hole.
'hey horse! you gotta help me, i cant make it out and the farmer will chop my neck if im not home in the morning to give him eggs' the horse looks at the chicken and at the hole and admits that although he owes him, he couldn't possibly get down to pick him up, so the chicken tells the horse to go home and get the farmers porsche and come back and get him.
but the horse tells the chicken that while thats sounds like a great idea, hes too big to fit in the car. the chicken starts to cry and the horse feels so badly that he begins to rack his brains to find a solution to help out the chicken. finally he has an idea. he stands over the hole and lets down his huge horse ****. he tells the chicken to grab on and proceed to pull him out of the hole. the chicken gets home on time and all is well
moral of this story is if you're hung like a horse, you dont need a porsche to pick up chicks.
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ahahaha nice
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Chef Jay in Port Douglas
...i new itOriginally Posted by Leah
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Haha that's silver. But leahs post made it gold haha
"..of mice and men.."
lmao!Needed a good laugh.
On the 7th day, God created Holden, then on the 8th day, God created Ford, to keep idiots out of Holden's.
PAVTEK Race Engines
so you need a guy hung like a horse to feel anythin?
...snap
"..of mice and men.."
Uh oh.. lolso you need a guy hung like a horse to feel anythin?
...snap
On the 7th day, God created Holden, then on the 8th day, God created Ford, to keep idiots out of Holden's.
Mrs Wraith
HaHa R u by any chance female cause that is definitely a b***h comment, if u guys can comment on the size of a chicks boobs we can comment on the size of your c**k.
PAVTEK Race Engines
nope, deff got the junk down there to rock ur world... well maybe not yours lol
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Steve
lol, good joke, n even more ammusing comments, and yes...if we wanna talk genitalia this song will say more than we ever can
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Chef Jay in Port Douglas
true true lol, but its not the size its how you use it lol
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It's the angle of the dangle not the cubic of the pubic :P
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you keep telling yourself that to make yourself feel better
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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Steve
its always the guys that are packin small toes that say its how u use it, lol
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