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    Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dongs. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing that shit, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of then did. Just at that moment Ricky Martin walked into the bar singing: "Livin' La Vida Homo...", and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. Ricky looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."

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    sounds like a true story to me?!
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    1 out of 10. LOL bad joke haha.
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    yeah that was LAME, a dad joke gone wrong
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    That joke: 1 star.
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