Ford Driver

[SUSS8]

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollipops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

[MiggzvsC0MM0D0RE]

So Bloody funny, That is a GOOD one

[Gus]

Gus likes this.

[boonga]

good old ford jokes haha

[SUSS8]

Love is good, love is golden,
Love should be made in the back of a Holden,
If you don't like it, if you get bored,
Become a homo and **** in a Ford

[t-rob]

haha,
buy a ford, buy the best.
drive a 1 km walk the rest

[Astranomical]

Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?






The other 2% actually made it home!