Farming in New Zealand

[Dustin]

A young man graduated from University of New Zealand with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to
write a human interest story. Being from NZ, he went back to the bush
to do his research.

He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced
himself to the farmer, and proceeded to explain to him why he was
there.

The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made
you happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a search party and found it. We
all rooted it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people
happy?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big search party
that time and found her. After we all rooted her, we took her back home
too."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
happened around here that made you sad?"

The old farmer dropped his head, looked up timidly at the young man and
said, "I got lost once

[Patrio7]

that was a good classic

a newzealander was walking in the farmside with a visiting sweede when that happened accross a sheep with her head stuck in the fence,

"ah, what we have here is a chance of a little entertainment" said the famer who without hesatation unzipped and had his way with the sheep, after he was done he turned to the sweede and said "ok your turn if you like"

to which the sweede proceeded to get down on all fours and poke his own head though the fence.

[Majesticknights]

mmm sic and twisted minds

[goose2]

the prince of wales was visiting new zealand and was walking along a back track when he saw a sheep with the thickest fleece he had ever seen.He turned to his farmer guide and said "why dont you shear him". the farmer replied "farkorf em not shearing im wif nobody"

[Patrio7]

hahahah good one goose

[bangers]

why do NZ horses run so fast? they see what happens to the sheep.

[Bomn]

An Aussie ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small town and sees a farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to Him?"
Farmer: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie bastard."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Farmer: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is he your owner?" (pointing at the Farmer)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good - he walks me twice a day, feeds me great tucker and takes me to the lake once a week to play"
Farmer: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either ....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Farmer)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regular, brushes me down often and keeps me in a barn to protect me from the elements."
Farmer: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Farmer: "The sheep's a ****ing liar"

[sixshooter]

Now I've seen sheepskins fitted to seats before but this is a bit extreme !

easyrider ? easyrooter ?

[Dustin]

Now I've seen sheepskins fitted to seats before but this is a bit extreme !

easyrider ? easyrooter ?

Nice PIC

[INSAYN]

ouch