Couple of quickies...

[Phreddy]

Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second
one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a
beer."


A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbour. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

[Patrio7]

a bloke wanted to check is his wife's hearing was ok, so when he noticed her sitting in a chair reading a magazine he stood back and said "whats for dinner hun?"

no reply.

so he takes a step forward and repeats the question,

still no reply.

this goes on untill he is preacticly right behind her

"whats for dunner hun?"

"for the last ****ing time, shepards pie"

[Ev0LuTioN]

hehe i like that =)