New Ford for the girls.

[boneart]

Ford and Renault are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

[greenfoam]

It's always under the hood, unless you are in Africa, sometimes, then it's parked outside

[Demonica]

Funny and true the average male either a) can't find it b) can't be bothered finding it or c) just doesn't give a s**t and for the few that do you make our lives so much happier

[W45H1NGT0N]

i believe its called the door bell lol