Generous lawyer

[madnuts]

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

[TVR-190]

i like this lawyer, sounds like the kinda person id get along with

[acarmody]

i like this lawyer, sounds like the kinda person id get along with

Only problem I can see is that he would probably be a dick when it comes to his shout.

[coolvxss]

Haha yeah he will be one of those tight arses that stay around for everyone elses shout and leave when its his haha

[Trayner]

haaha lol thats a good one