Have i got this right ?

[Dayvo]

If you cross the north korean border

illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the iranian border illegally

you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally,

you get shot.

If you cross the saudi arabian border

illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the chinese border illegally

you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the venezuelan border illegally

you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the cuban border illegally you

will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the australian border illegally you get

* a job,
* a drivers license,
* social security card,
* welfare,
* credit cards,
* subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
* free education,
* free health care,
* billions of dollars worth of public documents
printed in your language
* the right to carry your country's flag while

you protest that you don't get enough respect


i just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.

[Swordsy]

We should follow Cuba

[coug]

fair point there dayvo

[ryno_vrx]

man thats really messed up ...think we should take a page from north korean make them work to be here

[BoNeZ-01]

I thought crossing the Australian border illegally got you thrown in to a detention center? Maybe I'm wrong?

[vn_v6]

might depend on if it was low or high tide when u came in on ur dinghy? haha, na but i think this countrys becoming a haven for idiots, im not racist but some of the foreigners here, like my neighbors, indians, i got plenty of great indian mates, but the neighbor next door, stabbed his lil 7yo girl in the hand with a pen for not doing her school work.... i think we should still let people in but have more strict policy on whow let in what for ect, why do we have to be the country that lets everyone in? its like a chik that roots every night, shes bound to get an STD sometimes, well we got GTD's here, government transported diyek heds

[minux]

I thought crossing the Australian border illegally got you thrown in to a detention center? Maybe I'm wrong?

It sure does, fromt here though, you get shipped to the mainland and taken shopping coutesy of us tax payers.

[BoNeZ-01]

lol.. Yeah, true, and not only that, I'm guessing It'd probly be Aussie tax dollars that's paying to run the detention centres to start with?
From some short clips I seen on the news and such, it's almost like a holiday resort island for them, compared to the bad life they fled from and so on.
But then again, that's probly just the media getting off on a good 'story' again..

[schrinky]

these illegal immigrants basically get better than my mates at uni who are living away from home in uni accommodation because they lived in regional areas of victoria. one of my mates buys food with the most protein in it because that is what keeps you full the longest, they get ripped off for a roof over their heads and have to deal with international students who get money from the government for studying here! its just not right, what about our own people who were born here and dont have a house or a job, what about the homeless, i would rather see Mr Krudd do something for them rather than illegal immigrants. I just want to say even though that sounds very racist, i have heaps of indian and south african mates and am not a racist person (i hate everyone equally!)