Moist
A great Put Down!
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
**Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!**
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABCradio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radiocastwent silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
Evel Cownievel Champion!
heard that 1 b4 lol but its good lol haahh
WA Cruise Moderator
Who wants chowder?
*oh snap*
that was good as.
Originally Posted by QuickVRII95
"..of mice and men.."
lmao! Awesome come-back, that shut her up!
On the 7th day, God created Holden, then on the 8th day, God created Ford, to keep idiots out of Holden's.
Donati..Whoa Green
HAHAHA fair call. To bad its not real, I would crack-up laughing if I heard this for real.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
Make the stupid stop!
Just for the record, this is actually an urban myth - never happened
The original version started in the 90's using a US General. Every few years it is circulated via email with names/countries changed to suit.
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workaholic
Moist
Really?Just for the record, this is actually an urban myth - never happened
The original version started in the 90's using a US General. Every few years it is circulated via email with names/countries changed to suit.
What a shame lol.. Would have been awesome if it were real.. hhaha
Still, 1st time i read this, i criedSo funny!
wants a new car
before it was the US general, it was a welsh bloke.. funny as hell though
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