Senior citizens

[matty m]

A senior citzens group chartered a bus to take them on an interstate trip. A few hours into the journey, an old lady raced up to the bus driver and screamed. I'v been molested! The driver thought the old bird must have had a bad dream, so he told her to go and sit down. However a few minutes later another old lady barged her way to the front and yelled I'v been molested! The driver thought that was a bit ****in weird, but the idea of someone back there touching up ladies was so rediculous that he just told her to sit down because everything was alright. A couple of minutes later, A third old girl raced up, weeping, I'v been molested! By then the driver had heard enough, so he pulled over flicked on the lights and saw and old man crawling along the asile on all fours, Hey gramps what are you doing down there? asked the driver I lost me toupee, the geezer replied, i thought i found it three times, but every time i grabbed it, it got up and ran away!

[Shaundy]

ewwww......