a few cheesy ones, apologies in advance ;p

[fritter]

I haven't seen these ones around much:

A guy goes into a doctors office
"doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a moth! Can you help me?"
Doc says "sorry mate, I'm not a psychiatrist - what brought you to me?"
"well, your light was on"



A duck walks into a chemist. Says to the woman at the counter "I'll have a tube of chapstick. Just put it on my bill"



Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barman looks at him for a while, then walks up and says "hey buddy, why the long face?"



A grasshopper walks into a bar. Barman says to him "hey buddy, we've got a drink named after you" Grasshopper says "What? Kevin?"

[ethann]

Bad Jokes!

It was the first one on the list at the present time.
Theres plenty of bad jokes like these in there lol.

[fritter]

yer i noticed going through some of the 400 odd pages in one thread afterwards lol